Thanks for saving us the money

Dear Marian,

At first I was upset. We offered you everything and gave up a lot to acquire your services. You helped us get to the finals last year, and then leave because we were not good enough to win a cup. Thank you for being so faithless. By not accepting the massive amounts of money we offered you we were able to sign better players, allow us to keep Orpik, and gave everyone on the team a reason to play that much harder in the finals. Now that your contract is up in Detroit, maybe you can sign with another contender. We don't want you back.

-Mike
Pittsburgh, PA